kids you best put some clothes on

Man, when I saw this, and entire conversation appeared in my mind. It went something like:
Dad Egbert: *opens the door quickly with mom Lalonde behind him.* "Kids, we're h-"
Dave&Jade: "(crap)"
Dad: *looks at Mom*
Mom: *shrugs* (idk what do?)
Dad: "Kids you best put some clothes on." *leaves the door open while walking away.*
Mom: *peeks in.* "(u go bby girl get some a that strider ass, k bye im cheerin u on!)" *flounces away*
Dave: "...jade"
Jade: "don't ask. just don't ask how."
I'msuchacrazyperson-*giggling*